Just more thoughts I wrote down over the past week. Nothing more, nothing less.
Is Jamie Foxx the best three-way celebrity? Who is?
Bread was once used as an eraser.
Can we get a Mr Peabody 2?
Is wet a smell?
I grew up eating Cheerios and Eggos for breakfast. Will my kids grow up eating Protein Cheerios and Protein Eggos?
Is the pinnacle of wealth feeding your pet exotic raw meats?
Were crocs replaced by Birks and open-toed sandals?
Please don’t rationalize bad things or thoughts.
Should pumpkin spice things be allowed before October?
Don’t eat spaghetti with a white shirt. I learned my lesson.
Send me to the phantom zone cause I got bars from Mars.
Where do flies come from? How come I don’t see them outside? Why do they only show up when it’s hot outside? Is the government spying on us?
Whole block gotta eat
I feel like Reels got better. From 7th grade to 9th grade, I feel like Reels were just car crashes or some horrible atrocity.
If you had spaghetti and no fork, are you slurping it or going in with your hands?
People often say the printing press or the lightbulb are the greatest inventions. They’re wrong. I’d argue that A/C makes a strong case.
Should you pre-prep toilet paper before you even start the poop?
As Americans, we love to complain about our roads, but we've got it a lot better than these other countries.
If you’re above the age of five, please don’t call your parents mommy or daddy. Don’t go walking at night. The skunks are scary and smelly.
If you make a public display of disgust whenever you smell a fart, please stop. I’m not saying that we should all fart whenever we feel like it, or that I like the smell of farts, but it’s never that big of a deal. It’s just a smell, and it’s gonna go away.
I despise it when people say “like” all the time. I hope I don’t do that.
As Americans, we live in a world where smoking is somewhat despised and banned pretty much everywhere. Sometimes I wonder what it was like before. Did everywhere you went just smell like smoke?
“We don’t always get what we want all the time, but we dang sure have to work with what we get. Then do our best with what we have, and make it better than what we walked into.”
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