It’s been like a week since I last posted, so here we go again. Unfortunately, I don't have a long social commentary this time (which could be fortunate for y'all readers). However, I do have a bunch of random thoughts I wrote down in my notes over the last week. To whoever decided to click on this post, enjoy it, I guess.
When did the Great USB-C Switch happen? Who agreed to it?
I watch Always Sunny on Disney+. My family doesn’t pay for the premium package, so I lowkey gotta watch about 5 commercials per episode. Sometimes I get this commercial for some toy called an emotobot. It’s obviously advertised towards girls. I just want to put it on the record: if my daughter were to ever ask for an emotobot, she would wake up bald in the morning.
At this point, are they commercials or ads? I feel like commercials can only be used when it’s on TV, but ads apply to everything. Though, at the same time, if I’m watching YouTube or a streaming service, is it an ad or a commercial?
I have a bone to pick with whoever manufactured the idea of white bathrooms. I'm gonna need like a T-rex bone to pick with this guy. Of course, we don’t want our bathrooms to be dirty, but white bathrooms just enhance the dirtiness. I understand that not all bathrooms are white, but mine is. We need to conform to the idea of darker-shaded bathrooms. No white toilets, showers, or counters. It’s bloody idiotic.
Is the idea of the dinner table gone? Could just be my house, though.
When I was younger, I used to wash myself with a big yellow sponge.
The girls call me Nat King Cole because I’m so unforgettable. Good? Tough crowd? Made it myself.
I love the pre-rain smell when it's sprinkling. I don’t know how to describe it; It just smells good.
How do they make salt kosher? Do they pray over it? Is it extracted in the name of god?
We need a gay remix revival. The 2020-2021 gay remix scene was like that. For this to happen, we’ll need Roddy Ricch and Lil Nas X to come out of retirement, so we can start gay remixing their songs again.
We should fire every cop that doesn’t like donuts. If you’re a law enforcement officer, you should be required by law to love donuts. We should lowkey just abolish police academies and just ask them straight up if they like donuts. The streets would be safer.
What do cops learn from getting tased in training? Does it teach them not to shoot the unsuspecting Black teen boy on his way home from school?
Please don’t dip your fries in your shake. It’s weird, so stop, please.
I’ve realized that most of the songs I listen to are about love and girls. I really gotta stop listening to these songs. I got no motion and no roster. If I had to guess, I feel like 50% of all songs are about love. Kinda crazy, isn’t it? I guess we humans have a lot to say about love.
I want a Waffle House arm sleeve.
I wish I were bilingual. Maybe someday.
The leaves are starting to fall.
“Don’t be a Hard rock when you really are a gem” - Lauryn Hill
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